As many of you will know by now Total Feckin Eejit (People's Republic Of Eejit) is currently campaigning for Greatest Blog Ever (and who am i to dispute this?) so it seems only fair to help TFE's claim by taking part in the poetry bus competition this week.
This week the poem had to start with:
"She was wearing Stella McCartney
I was drinking Stella Artois" - or words thereabouts
Things I Think About On The Bus
I was drinking in Stella McCartney
Whilst wearing my Stella Artois
As I leered at her on the telly
And admired her from afar
Then i leaned over to the landlord
Said "does she ever come to this bar?"
He just laughed and shook his head
"You've more chance with Ringo Starr"
11 comments:
Ha ha ! I likes it! Nice twist about and funny ending. Ka-Boom!
I actually find Ringo Starr more attractive.
excellent stuff, short and to the point, great punch line.
thanks for sharing
cfm
Yes but Ringo's harder to get.
Clever linking McCartney and Starr!
i likes it! i likes it! another round!
Hahaha! Nice take on this. Nobody seems to have written a happy ending for this one this week.
Ha ha! That was fun! Great ending with Ringo.
yeh.. ringo starr is loovlee :-)
great little dittee pixi.. *grins deeply :-D
I'm a bit behind with my responses again - but many thanks
Love it! Now I need to go find out what/who Stella Artois actually is...
I likes it! Nice twist about and funny ending.
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