Monday, 15 March 2010

TFE's Monday Poem

As many of you will know by now Total Feckin Eejit (People's Republic Of Eejit) is currently campaigning for Greatest Blog Ever (and who am i to dispute this?) so it seems only fair to help TFE's claim by taking part in the poetry bus competition this week.

This week the poem had to start with:
"She was wearing Stella McCartney
I was drinking Stella Artois" - or words thereabouts

Things I Think About On The Bus

I was drinking in Stella McCartney
Whilst wearing my Stella Artois
As I leered at her on the telly
And admired her from afar
Then i leaned over to the landlord
Said "does she ever come to this bar?"
He just laughed and shook his head
"You've more chance with Ringo Starr"


Totalfeckineejit said...

Ha ha ! I likes it! Nice twist about and funny ending. Ka-Boom!

Titus said...

I actually find Ringo Starr more attractive.

Anonymous said...

excellent stuff, short and to the point, great punch line.
thanks for sharing

Peter Goulding said...

Yes but Ringo's harder to get.
Clever linking McCartney and Starr!

NanU said...

i likes it! i likes it! another round!

Argent said...

Hahaha! Nice take on this. Nobody seems to have written a happy ending for this one this week.

Poetikat said...

Ha ha! That was fun! Great ending with Ringo.

the watercats said...

yeh.. ringo starr is loovlee :-)
great little dittee pixi.. *grins deeply :-D

Don't Feed The Pixies said...

I'm a bit behind with my responses again - but many thanks

Lydia said...

Love it! Now I need to go find out what/who Stella Artois actually is...

kanishk said...

I likes it! Nice twist about and funny ending.
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