As many of you will know by now Total Feckin Eejit (People's Republic Of Eejit) is currently campaigning for Greatest Blog Ever (and who am i to dispute this?) so it seems only fair to help TFE's claim by taking part in the poetry bus competition this week.
This week the poem had to start with:
"She was wearing Stella McCartney
I was drinking Stella Artois" - or words thereabouts
Things I Think About On The Bus
I was drinking in Stella McCartney
Whilst wearing my Stella Artois
As I leered at her on the telly
And admired her from afar
Then i leaned over to the landlord
Said "does she ever come to this bar?"
He just laughed and shook his head
"You've more chance with Ringo Starr"