The Long And Boring Song (with apologies to Paul McCartney

The long and boring song

Tha-a-t just goes on and on

And never seems to end

Just goes on and on

It keeps on going on

A-and on, that boring song

That never seems to end

It just goes on and on

Many times, you thought that I

Had nearly reached the end

Then you reach another bit

To drive you round the bend

And still it's going on

Tha-a-at long, and boring song

It never changes pace

Nor varies in the least

It's not our greatest song

Tha-a-t long, and boring song

It's kinda obvious

We'd run out of ideas

And yet another bit

To the long, and boring song

Tha-a-t never seems to end

It just goes on and on