Sauron is online
Frodo has found an old ring
Gollum likes this
Merry & Pippin are now friends
Gandalf has refused a friend request from Saruman The White
Frodo is going for a walk
Samwise likes this
Pippin is listening to Riders On The Storm
Saruman The White has cultivated five million Orcs on Farmville
Elrond has written on Galadrial's Wall
Aragorn does anyone know a good blacksmith? I just broke my sword.
Merry LOL
Sauron is looking for something that was lost
Samwise has thrown a sheep at Gollum
Gandalf has accepted a friend request from The Owls
Theoden is still hopeful of a promotion to King
Pippin has started talking to the trees
Merry LOL what a nutter!
Sauron daily horoscope: you are a giant floating eye intent on wreaking havoc
Grima is no longer friends with Saruman The White
Samwise says a McD's would go a bomb round here just now
Frodo has destroyed the ring
Sauron is offline
Elrond is leaving Middle Earth
7 comments:
lol.... I LOVE THIS!.... just.. fecking excellent!
particularly because I've just joined facebook to keep up with my nieces and the homepage looks a bit like this, lol!
Deliciously twisted! I am convinced that you see the world from a different frame of reference.
What the watercats and English Rider said.
Loved it. :^D
LOL! And again LOL! Loved it! I wonder what other great novels could be re-done this way for a new audience.
That was cool.
Although, Facebook doesn't write on the wall when people stop being friends or when a friend request is rejected, only when people become friends.
I like how Gollum likes Frodo's status and Sam through a sheep at him! I'm surprised you didn't have Gollum say "Precious........" in his status a bunch of times, lol.
This was waaay too good. Thanks for making me laugh!
Found you by clicking 'next blog'.
Watercats - glad you enjoyed.
English - maybe that's all being creative is: to look at the everyday things around us and remember how wonderful they are
Pete - thanks
Argent - Pride and Prejudice?? Lord Of The Flies?? The list is endless
Samurai - it's true that i took a liberty with the rejecting friends status and I was tempted to do more with Gollum, but I mean really - if your friends came up to you in life and threw a sheep at you it would be considered social suicide, so why is it ok on facebook?
Ladyhawthorne - thanks for visiting - shall return the favour.
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