Monday, 14 May 2012
Blokes In Pubs Talk Nonsense (Pass The Douchie)
Sid: (responding to a tune playing on the tannoy): Gawd, you remember this one 'arry?
Harry: Yeah, blimey: takes me back that does 'n no mistake
Sid: Course, I jammed with Bob Marley once.
Sid: Yeah, at his London gig. Tought him everything he knew. Coulda been a reggae music meself: I did sing in UB40 briefly after Ali Campbell left
Harry: I never knew that (listens to the song for a minute): course, they were all on drugs you know. The song was about taking drugs as well
Sid: Nah, can't a bin, it were on Blue Peter. You don't get kids singing about taking drugs on Blue Peter
Harry: (pause) Well...there were that Grange Hill song...just say no or something
Sid: Oh yeah. Guess you must be right then. (pause) Whatever happened to this lot anyway? Bit of a one hit wonder, right?
Harry: Probably on the come-back tour as we speak, with Rick Ghastly, New Kids On The Block and that lot.
Sid: Anyway, I think you're getting confused - weren't they singing about A pot, not BEING ON pot?
Harry: (with a knowing nod) well...that's what they always claimed...