Monday, 15 April 2013

Magpie Tales: Sawad Daze







ROGER:  Ew Evangeline
EVANGELINE:  Eww Woger
ROGER:  Ew Evangeline
EVANGELINE: Ewww Woger
ROGER: Evangeline...I have a tewwible, tewwible secwet
EVANGELINE: Is it the eating disorder?
ROGER: What eating disorder?
EVANGELINE: The wone where you take the food and shove it...
ROGER: No No: that's pewfectly undwer control as long as I take the tablets
EVANGELINE; Is it the skin condition?
ROGER: No, no - as long as I cover myself in goosberries for half an hour a day it's fine
EVANGELINE: Ew Woger, don't tell me its the job?  Don't tell me you're weally a politician
ROGER: No: I really am a coal miner
EVANEGLINE: So wot is it Woger?
ROGER: Well, the thing is...the truth is...well...
EVANGELINE: Well?  Spwit it owt Woger!
ROGER: Well: the thing is you see - I'm not really a man.  I'm really a woman
(PAUSE)
EVANGELINE: Oh is that all!
ROGER: What do you mean, is that all?
EVANGELINE: Well...I mean...you see...as it turns out I'm weally a man


13 comments:

Trellissimo said...

What a delightfuly twisty tale. :)

Dave King said...

Can't trust anyone these days, can you?

Berowne said...

Ingenious and sly; well done.

The Bug said...

LOL :)

Helen said...

Gotta say, I didn't see that coming! Fun write ....

mindlovemisery said...

Great job you made me laugh!

Helena said...

Just have to say: "Simpwy Bwilliant!"

Stephen Hayes said...

I love a story with a happy ending. This IS a happy ending, right?

Jinksy said...

Hehehe! Nice one!

Don't Feed The Pixies said...

well, the characters in the picture were a tinsy bit androgynous at first glance...

Tess Kincaid said...

*giggle*

gautami tripathy said...

This is brilliant!!

patterns don't free us

Lydia said...

Zinggggggg! That is one vewy hilarwious stowy. Those characterws really are an androgynows-wooking paiwr!