ROGER: Ew Evangeline
EVANGELINE: Eww Woger
ROGER: Ew Evangeline
EVANGELINE: Ewww Woger
ROGER: Evangeline...I have a tewwible, tewwible secwet
EVANGELINE: Is it the eating disorder?
ROGER: What eating disorder?
EVANGELINE: The wone where you take the food and shove it...
ROGER: No No: that's pewfectly undwer control as long as I take the tablets
EVANGELINE; Is it the skin condition?
ROGER: No, no - as long as I cover myself in goosberries for half an hour a day it's fine
EVANGELINE: Ew Woger, don't tell me its the job? Don't tell me you're weally a politician
ROGER: No: I really am a coal miner
EVANEGLINE: So wot is it Woger?
ROGER: Well, the thing is...the truth is...well...
EVANGELINE: Well? Spwit it owt Woger!
ROGER: Well: the thing is you see - I'm not really a man. I'm really a woman
(PAUSE)
EVANGELINE: Oh is that all!
ROGER: What do you mean, is that all?
EVANGELINE: Well...I mean...you see...as it turns out I'm weally a man
11 comments:
What a delightfuly twisty tale. :)
Can't trust anyone these days, can you?
Ingenious and sly; well done.
Gotta say, I didn't see that coming! Fun write ....
Great job you made me laugh!
Just have to say: "Simpwy Bwilliant!"
I love a story with a happy ending. This IS a happy ending, right?
Hehehe! Nice one!
well, the characters in the picture were a tinsy bit androgynous at first glance...
This is brilliant!!
patterns don't free us
Zinggggggg! That is one vewy hilarwious stowy. Those characterws really are an androgynows-wooking paiwr!
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