Monday, 15 April 2013

Magpie Tales: Sawad Daze







ROGER:  Ew Evangeline
EVANGELINE:  Eww Woger
ROGER:  Ew Evangeline
EVANGELINE: Ewww Woger
ROGER: Evangeline...I have a tewwible, tewwible secwet
EVANGELINE: Is it the eating disorder?
ROGER: What eating disorder?
EVANGELINE: The wone where you take the food and shove it...
ROGER: No No: that's pewfectly undwer control as long as I take the tablets
EVANGELINE; Is it the skin condition?
ROGER: No, no - as long as I cover myself in goosberries for half an hour a day it's fine
EVANGELINE: Ew Woger, don't tell me its the job?  Don't tell me you're weally a politician
ROGER: No: I really am a coal miner
EVANEGLINE: So wot is it Woger?
ROGER: Well, the thing is...the truth is...well...
EVANGELINE: Well?  Spwit it owt Woger!
ROGER: Well: the thing is you see - I'm not really a man.  I'm really a woman
(PAUSE)
EVANGELINE: Oh is that all!
ROGER: What do you mean, is that all?
EVANGELINE: Well...I mean...you see...as it turns out I'm weally a man


11 comments:

Trellissimo said...

What a delightfuly twisty tale. :)

Dave King said...

Can't trust anyone these days, can you?

Berowne said...

Ingenious and sly; well done.

Helen said...

Gotta say, I didn't see that coming! Fun write ....

Anonymous said...

Great job you made me laugh!

Helena said...

Just have to say: "Simpwy Bwilliant!"

stephen Hayes said...

I love a story with a happy ending. This IS a happy ending, right?

Jinksy said...

Hehehe! Nice one!

Don't Feed The Pixies said...

well, the characters in the picture were a tinsy bit androgynous at first glance...

gautami tripathy said...

This is brilliant!!

patterns don't free us

Lydia said...

Zinggggggg! That is one vewy hilarwious stowy. Those characterws really are an androgynows-wooking paiwr!