Sunday, 4 September 2011

15 Top Names For A Drag Queen

This post started life after we found a documentary on the telly, and led to an amusing few days of discussion. Some require more thought than others...

#1  Ophelia Buttocks
#2  Helen Highwater
#3 Quanita Stannd
#4 Candie Barr (actually did exist)
#5 Tiffany Boxx
#6 Rita Way
#7 Amanda Ryder
#8 Brittney Ferry
#9 Sheila Biteya
#10 Chastity Locke
#11 Tanya Bottoms
#12 Helen Back
#13 Vanity Case
#14 Ophelia Smalls
#15 Yolanda Matitz


Any further suggestions welcome as ever :)

13 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

Mania Willy.

Jerry said...

I only recognized one name....the stripper (if I remember correctly) Candie Barr

English Rider said...

Silliness shouldn't be underrated. Your post title alone was irresistible.

Don't Feed The Pixies said...

Amanda Hugankiz, Ivanna Mann, Cupid Stunt (the Kenny Everett character)...

GB - good effort, like it

Jerry - we really liked that name, and then looked it up and found that yes, she had been a stripper

English - he he

Don't Feed The Pixies said...

Betty Swallox - how could i forget that one. And Gloria Stitz, of course

Argent said...

Ivanna Dressup
May D'yalook
I P StAndingup

Friko said...

tut tut.
I'm giggling too hard to come up with anything.

michael.offworld said...

Imageen Hills

That's the best my concrete mind can do. Yours are great. Some are too subtle for me. I'm going to pull this up at a dinner party one day.

Don't Feed The Pixies said...

Argent - Ivanna Dressup, great attempt

Friko - as long as you laughed

Michael - not all of the initial list were great, but it's still good fun.

Cheri Bakewell btw - an actual drag artist

The Bug said...

:)

Don't Feed The Pixies said...

there has to be one with Nightly that we missed...

Lydia said...

Happy to see your mind is working in its fine quirky fashion for this post. These are all great names, with my favorite being #10, which just cracks me up for some reason. Speaking of Chastity, if you can be sure to catch the U.S. tv show "Dancing With the Stars" when it returns this season. One of the stars is going to be Chaz (formerly Chastity) Bono. Ought to be interesting.
Portland's most famous drag queen goes by only one name, quite unimaginative compared to this list. Darcelle.

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