assuming that the priest had made it in time, where might our star crossed lovers be today???
Juliet enters the living room from the kitchen and sees Romeo on the couch with a six-pack of beer
Juliet: Romeo, Romeo: why hast thou notst changest the cat litter tray? Verily it hast been four days since the cat did shat and the kitchen dost smell of wee
Romeo: Juliet, the stars doest shine from the lights in thine eyes, but thou knowest not to expect household chores fromst mineself whilst the football season ist in full swing. Besides: thou hast not done the dusting for ere on a month of sundays and mine mother shalt visit this very weekend i'faith.
Juliet: thou didst not inform me that thine mother wouldst be arriving on the sabbath
Romeo: i'faith, but i didst: i texted thee most rapidly, and mine n'uncle as well
Juliet: Thy n'uncle is thrice visited this week, but either thy texts are false or thou ist, as my SIM card doest prove
Romeo: doubt that the very stars doest shine but doubt not mine texts.
Juliet: Hast thy called the gas board today likest I asked of thee?
Romeo: Verily i didst but I was placed on hold ere three hours had passed and thy child didst wail and moan most grieviosly
Juliet: child of mine? How ist it that when our child doest misbehave he doest become mine only
Romeo: Alas, but the child ist mine also, i must confess. Hast thou had a hard day at work?
Juliet: thou knowest i didst, or perhaps you were not in truth listening when i camest in and toldest thou?
Romeo: Listen most earnestly I didst, but thou knowest that mine ears do not hear verily when mine belly ist empty
Juliet: All thou hadst to do when thy got in wast to putest thou food in yonder microwave likest i instructed thee - instead i see that the cat hast most well been fed again.
Romeo: in truth i didst not see thy note and did drop the plate. It is true that the cat didst benefit most well from my misfortune. Perhaps i should venture forth and swiftly purchase a Big Mac?
Juliet: Perhapst thou shouldest at that: and make mine a cheese burger
4 comments:
Heh! Marry n'uncle, verily 'twas a feast of merry japes 'pon which to feast our jaded souls!
I'm sorry, I can't talk like that - but I sure can laugh at it! That was great fun.
i kept getting texts all day about the cat. It made me wonder why the likes of shakespeare never wrote about relationships that any of us actually recognised
I like the way you write. What got my attention, while surfing the "Next Blogs" were your color choices for your blog... they are almost the same as mine. :)
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