True Questions asked of staff in public places:
A woman came into a local branch of Waterstones, pointed to The Diary Of Anne Frank and asked "Have you got anything else that she wrote?" (I kid you not)
A tourist at Osbourne House, Isle Of Wight: "Is this where Sharon and Ozzie actually live?"
Another tourist to English Heritage: "How long does life membership last?"
At Whitby Abbey: "Why did they build so many ruined castles?"
At Kenwood House: "Does my ferret need to be on a lead in this area?"
A tourist came into a castle in the UK and asked what the unusal object on display was:
GUIDE: That is the death-mask of Oliver Cromwell
TOURIST: Wow!...and on what occasion would he have worn that?
And you think YOUR job is bad...